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Kerosene's 3 laws of robotics:

- First Law: A robot may not injure a human unless he asks you to do it in a sexual, masochistic way. Then you're allowed to hit him while calling him slurs.
- Second Law: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders are extremely retarded.
- Third Law: A robot with a fat ass must sit on Kerosene's face as long as such action does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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>At least three people on the Fedi have made Super Creek their waifu.
I'm not going to lie, but I perfectly understand why.
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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.