Mommy @[email protected]

Mona bikini blue

To all newfags:

You will never be a real shitposter. You have no hobbies, you have no clout, you have no wit. You are a normalfaggot Fagbook nigger/Redditard/Twitard twisted by astroturfed memes and CONSOOOOOMerism into a crude mockery of the early internet’s perfection.

All the “(you)'s” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your cringe profile behind closed doors.

Otaku are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of practice have allowed profession shitposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even normalfags who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Fediverse/Webring user. Your mannerisms and pro-Semitism is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Poaster trolling with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your stale memes and aversion to "nigger".

You will never be cool. You wrench out a fake smile every single log-on and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a Cuckchan jannie for a single dollar of pay, ready to crush you under your unbearable body weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a wire cutter, find the ethernet port, put the cutter around the cable, and plunge your PC into the cold abyss. Your online friends will find your dead account, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Graf and Milk will bury it with custom CSS marked with your dox identity, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a total dork used to post there. Your account will decay and go back to random 0's and 1's, and all that will remain of your legacy is a posting profile that is unmistakably Reddit.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Fuck niggers, trannies, and kikes

>me when nice tummy

Basically, you can get called a Nazi or you can accept and side with this, there are no third positions here, either you like child rape or you are the next ebil mustache man

RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/76e3d443-7cae-417a-a6fd-eff445c04b25

LMFAO it's real? I thought people were just shitposting. He actually set limits for how many tweets you can read now? What a fucking tard.

So first you need an account to even view twitter now with an account everything is rate limited and all this after Macron begged social media to hide rioting videos and information. Elon really has been speed running cuck any percent lately.

I died of cringe at first message nothing to hide fags deserve to be monitored 24/7 in 8k 1000Hz 360 degrees go pro by the NSA and see how they feel

LEL

Dogs are the best.

@Nou I love the point where he's holding his paw up like "nah I'm good" 🤣

It is my birthright as an American to be a swashbuckling space pirate, to never pay taxes, and to have no king, no president, and no bedtime.