Alright gentlemen! Choose! Mischievous wife that inconveniences you daily with something innocent like hiding your shoe, changes your alarm to wake you up just 1 minute earlier or later and/or disappears suddenly in a surprise game of hide and seek. And other simple, mundane shenanigans like that. Or a scaredey-cat wife that gets scared of children's cartoons and needs to have the nightlight on and you in the room with her every night to sleep.