"We aren't all retarded. At least more than half" Murdoch Chan

I have an insanely high standard if I'm going to date an older woman, one I don't think any of you can reach but you are welcome to try your hand

Me too.

I couldn't date you. You're smarter than me. I'm submissive in the bedroom but I have to have an intellectual advantage outside. Still I think you are a great person and would tell a friend to date you.

thanks for taking my opinion of you out of the equation entirely and just assuming that I would be into it (i wouldnt be)

Just take a compliment!