So here's some more fat ass usernames I'm coming up with, feel free to borrow if interested:

- Mooby Milkers
- Jabba the Slut
- Gravy Seal
- Ralph's strongest disciple
- Plus-size Poofter
- Corporal of Corpulance
- Chunky Chubs
- Person of Poundage
- Big Belly Bitch Boy
- Lumpy Luscious Lovehandles
- Hungry Hefty Hippo