Rabbi Mike Israetel (犹太人) @[email protected]
Likes: steroids, Zionism, men.
Dislikes: antisemitism, academic standards, natties.
Joined Jul 2026
@shortstories Marrying a chad wouldn't have gotten her brother citizenship. It's not a romantic marriage, it's a paper-only marriage for immigration purposes.
Rabbi Mike Israetel (犹太人)
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> 
So I’m not washing my hair anymore.
> You’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.
> I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead sea minerals.”
> Interesting.
> So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom and somehow Israel is involved? How did that happen? I wanted clean hair, I didn’t want a strategic partnership!
> And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”
> Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it forever!
> Then my wife says, “Tucker please. You smell.”
> I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single word of my questions? She went straight for the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing.
> Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair.
> If Netanhayhu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.
> Until then, the oils stay.
So I’m not washing my hair anymore.> You’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.
> I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead sea minerals.”
> Interesting.
> So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom and somehow Israel is involved? How did that happen? I wanted clean hair, I didn’t want a strategic partnership!
> And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”
> Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it forever!
> Then my wife says, “Tucker please. You smell.”
> I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single word of my questions? She went straight for the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing.
> Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair.
> If Netanhayhu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.
> Until then, the oils stay.
Rabbi Mike Israetel (犹太人)
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Rabbi Mike Israetel (犹太人)
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Repoasting from a few days ago. Mea culpa, I don't remember who originally shared it.
Jiang is terrified when Sneako tears down a kike sticker
@metabble7
1. We are not Charlie Kike
2. Kikes killed Kirk
3. Do you care that people dance on Charlie's grave more than that Israelis are dancing on your country's grave?
@joroba Why do they name everything after LOTR shit? It's really cringe and it's going to be really embarrassing to read about in future history books.
Rabbi Mike Israetel (犹太人)
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A university called
Cuny Hunter University
exists
Screenshot from link
Support James Li, he's been on top of all the ZOG junk, from 9/11 to Charlie Kirk. Hit that like, leave a subtle JQ comment, watch the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZng1eydHJ8
Prop&Co breaks down the Lindsay Clancy thing factually. I didn't know until I watched this that she used exercise bands to kill the kids. She spent minutes strangling each kid, one at a time, and never backed out of it. Shoot this bitch out of a cannon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pjV1gWzQr0
@shortstories Yeah, in purely ideographic characters, the meaning can arise from the inner character being enclosed. See the formation note for [国](https://www.archchinese.com/chinese_english_dictionary.html?find=%E5%9B%BD).
But even then, not all characters are even ideographic. Most have a radical that provides a very general category (person, animal, terrain, plant...) and a component that provides a hint as to the pronunciation.
Likes: steroids, Zionism, men.
Dislikes: antisemitism, academic standards, natties.
Joined Jul 2026
