@shortstories One of my favourite Mont Python skits. Poor old John Cleese didn't know when to walk away, kept getting married and divorce raped and now has to work forever to keep all of them in the style to which they became accustomed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8I5TtNfjBI
Part 2 my conspiracy theory
They met with mid level guys they thought would take power after the decapitation strike. Worked out deal with them in advance and they are trying to seize power and sign a deal. Trump needs this to close soon to give him the best shot he can get in the mid-terms. Then if oil in Venezuela gets cracked and price plummets he can ride that wave and give Bibi a celebratory Blow Job.
Search Continues for Missing U.S. Pilot Shot Down over Southern Iran
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/04/04/search-continues-for-missing-u-s-pilot-shot-down-over-southern-iran/
I don't see away out of this without Trump taking the L and abandoning Israel.