Possibly the weirdest thing about agile is watching it slowly fall apart.

At first the scrum is 15 minutes standing, then sitting, then 30 minutes, and eventually it becomes indistinguishable from just another meeting on your calendar. You're doing demos in them, your planning outage resolution, you're explaining architecture. Its pretty wild.

At first you're working on the sprint, then managers pull you out for an outage once, then a deliverable, and finally your stories and tasks span 4 sprints and nobody cares anymore. You're just doing jira with a bunch of prescriptive steps.
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@Nimbius666 Get into remote work so at least you can flog the dolphin while you waste 3 hours in the daily integration meeting

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