Anyone who lists their credentials in their email signature for internal mail is almost certainly a retard and not to be trusted.
@Monsignor_DickFace Lazy and retarded is no way to go through life.
@Monsignor_DickFace I'm also lazy and retarded, but I don't go around advertising it with my email signatures. Back in my day, lazy retards had class, dammit!
@amerika You're gonna have to send the OSHA deathsquads after me, because I'm not going quietly.