>your password has expired
>ooopsie doodles thats not your password
>your password must obtain an obscure Egyptian hieroglyphic
>you have been locked out please contact a system administrator

Wasnt this the point of bit warden? I fucking hate computers and what IT does to them.

@CaptainButthurt @Evil_Bender As a software dev, I, too, maintain an adversarial relationship with the end user because they're retarded and deserve the hell I create for them.

They get mad because I make them work.

>you need to download this app to 2FA or i have to give you a fob for your email.

Go program my fob IT guy i aint downloading shit
ive come to LOATHE this in every way. having a stupid fucking app, connected to your role, where everything is done through the app and youre fucked if your mobile is totaled or some other dumb shit occurs. fecking HATEEE it. then if not 100% of the time your company or client has like, a single it guy named Todd who is pretty much fat and useless. FUCK
He was baffled i didn't immediately have my phone on me when he needed me to download an app.

"Oh sorry, I live in the real world not the cloud"
Yeah, id told ours who was like, "download and install this on your phone" and I was like m8 this thing can barely send and receive a fecking text message and you want what now?

When I'd finally got it to start downloading he says "well I guess we can wait" in a fully defeated like tone. I was just like dude when the work is done you'll see it and know...I don't even need this shit. "Most people already have this app."

Well not me you fat faggot Todd.
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@Alex_Fog @CaptainButthurt @Evil_Bender The only OTP app I use is FreeOTP+. If your OTP is proprietary and I needs a custom app that requires Google Play Services to run, you can get fucked. No Google on my phone. Also, when did companies just expect us to load company software on our personal devices? You want me to have your app, issue me a phone with it and have that in the contract.

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