I just LOVE authentication. I LOVE resetting my password every 30 days, requiring a 3rd party password manager. And I LOVE that your password DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER because you have to do 2FA as well. And your 2FA isn't enough so you have to download a fucking app coded by fucking retards on your fucking phone, the piece of hardware most likely to be destroyed, lost, or stolen. I fucking LOVE getting slow ass unreliable push notifications, so I can click a constantly-shifting button so the login process on a completely different machine can advance 1 more step into login hell.

Logging in every day just fills me with so much fucking JOY.