Do all Adidas track pants have shit pockets that object fall out of all the time? I just left my wallet at a gym in another state because of the Teflon coated pockets and am wondering how all Slavs can buy vodka if they're all constantly losing their wallets. Do you just find some rando's wallet on the street and ride it until it too slip'n'slides out of your pants for the next Slav to find and buy vodka with?