I got locked out of all the important reports I need to run because some dumb bitch in IT thought my role gave me access to too much data. I run data and analyze it. That's my job. Now I can't run any data and this is time critical. :|
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@c "Sorry, you're gonna have to submit an access request to the IT helpdesk before I can restore your permissions. Send it to this specific orgbox so we know to ignore it for as long as possible. We have a process we have to follow, except for when we don't and just wanna lock you out of all your stuff because reasons." -Helpdesk tech, probably
That's exactly what's going to fucking happen
@c I feel your pain, brother.
Lucky, she called me right as I posted the last comment and they're working on it. Still don't know how long that'll take but they're apparently trying.
