RegalBeagle @[email protected]

@Diogenese_Shiplap @Morghur You don't pay for the sex; you pay for them to leave.

@Scot_Paladin Needs more toes, too.

@Morghur I was in LA the other day and some snapchat whore was offering the whole night for $80. No idea how that stacks up to other areas.

@renkotsuban Clearly we've got work to do since this nigger faggot completely glossed over our hatred of troons and fags.

@Morghur What's the going rate on ass these days?

@Fullmetal2255 Tits are negotiable but she can't have a dick.

@KiKi88 May need to move to Indiana. Hopefully OK passes a law like this soon.

@ILoveAmericaNews I hope you're right but I'm not counting on it.

Spider was living in the corner of my windshield. Fed him a big ant because gnats are all dying off since it's getting colder and he's done a good job the last couple months eating gnats. Fucker took the ant and ran off somewhere; haven't seen him for days. Guess I gotta eat my own gnats now.

@Blouie Breakfast of champions.

@John-Pleroma @binkle Is QAnon really still a thing?

@Nils Next level scary and just in time for Halloween.

@Omega_Variant @matty Would hotdog inflation be a good thing? Who doesn't want bigger hotdogs? I'm not going to Google that to find out.