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@j Protein shake of the Gods:

9oz Heavy cream
9oz whole milk
1 scoop of protein
2oz of Kahlúa

You're welcome.

@SMetzeler Woof

@PNS I'm just a crazy techno-racist who lives in a van, so no one takes me seriously. What I find hilarious is I remember in school they'd beat the Tuskegee experiments into our heads during black history month and I guess I was the only one that remembered the feds experimenting on their own citizens. Maybe it was just an Alabama school thing?

@gear Flashbacks to a slumpbuster I did unmentionables to. She kept a bottle on her nightstand and would pound it as I pounded her. She was a spinner, surprisingly.

@Lady_Penelope Keep on keeping on.

@Lady_Penelope Women are giant children that don't know what they want. Treat them accordingly and they're happy.

@Twig Had me going in the first half. Good stuff.

@matrix Fuck people who make their APIs like this.