>Go out for nicotine and caffeine because this is my personality now
>Stranded behind some shebeast as I quietly wait in line
>She keeps going "what dat, what dat mean, is dat de ones y'all sign talmbout mmmmhm prolly gonna git dose"
>She gets on her fucking cell phone and calls her boyfriend or husband or whatever because apparently these "people" can't make a decision and need input from their fucking tribe to come to decisions
>Four minutes of this bullshit
>Four straight minutes of this bitch holding up the line and asking her whateverthefuck questions because illiteracy and a total lack of consideration for others is just common now and we're meant to accept this
>Patience expires
>"If you would just try reading you could probably make this transaction go faster for everyone involved."
>"There's no need to be rude."
Sure there is. It's rude that you're an incompetent fuckwit at basic function and you push your inability to function off on others who have to suffer your bullshit. Your dysfunction is a fucking problem. Your lack of consideration for others is a fucking problem. Your need to be a disruption is a fucking problem.
Fuck off also kill yourself.