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I've said this before but ive never really understood why after the Civil War people went to the trouble and expense of creating a country for the freed slaves that we barely used?
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@RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @gloomer1434 The regime doesn't have the bandwidth. They're too busy figuring out a way to not have Israel blown up by Iranian hypersonics and trying to keep Ukraine limping along at the same time.
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Paul Reubens' (Pee-Wee Herman) life was saved by his ambition. He was a fag and when he broke up with his boyfriend he realized he was getting nowhere in his entertainment career because he was so happy with his 'roommate.'
So he swore off relationships and started appearing on The Gong Show and in The Groundlings improv show. This was the late 70s - early 80s.
A few years later his boyfriend was dead of AIDS. A few years after that Reubens was rich and famous.
Don't be gay.
So he swore off relationships and started appearing on The Gong Show and in The Groundlings improv show. This was the late 70s - early 80s.
A few years later his boyfriend was dead of AIDS. A few years after that Reubens was rich and famous.
Don't be gay.
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"Ya know, I always thought old people were time machines, from my youngest recollections. Now that I'm seventy I wonder why there's no little kids who see me as a time machine. It's kinda sad..."
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Joined Nov 2022
