@superdave2313 Just another reason to grow your own.
When I was a kid, I sometimes wondered how a sprinkler "knew" how to change directions without being powered with electronics. I think it wasn't until I was in my late 30s that I came across this GIF and I realized how insanely genius a simple sprinkler really is.
EDIT: Some people have kindly pointed out that this GIF was in fact from a demonstration on how different gears function and not from an actual sprinkler as I had originally led to believe. Other people have been assholes about it.
@Eleutheria2 I use a couple Linksys WRT1900ACSs I got a few years back. Flashed them with DD-WRT and haven't had any issues. They're on the pricier side, but the Linksys WRT series has had great community firmware support since at least the WRT54G came out. Check out DD-WRT if you're sick of shitty router firmware.
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