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Zelensky caused quite a stir in the Ukrainian army when he announced:
"The military will return home when we defeat the enemy."
Many soldiers are choosing desertion rather than dying like dogs in the trenches or returning home horrifically wounded.
"The military will return home when we defeat the enemy."
Many soldiers are choosing desertion rather than dying like dogs in the trenches or returning home horrifically wounded.
@Murray_N @IceCubeSoup Jumping spiders always get a pass. Web spiders are okay as long as they're not in the way and not at face level.
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@sun At least you're satisfied after a succubus fucks you to death.
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can we please just get fucking asteroids already ffs
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Here is a timeline of intimacy and heterosexual relationships for men. We are currently in the middle ("Roastie") phase ...
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@shinichihaku The fox doesn't pretend to be equal to me while leeching off my tax dollars.
MERRY MUSSOLINI 🙋🏻♂️😌
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Game I am waiting for, and I am surprised I have not yet heard about:
Assassin's Creed style game where you hunt and kill billionaires in order to get an audience with Luigi* himself.
More subversive game ideas?
Edit: And by Luigi I mean a legally distinct green and blue clothed mustachioed Italo-American man that is totally not a plumber but has the meanest looking giant wrench he carries like it weighed nothing. 😇
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Joined Nov 2022
