Dear niggers at microsoft, I have never once in my life wanted to search the internet when typing into the start menu, not ONCE in my 24 years of existence you dumb black gorilla fatherless BLACK BASTARDS!!!! YOU MADE ME RACIST
make sure you conserve water and take shorter showers. low flow toilets and high efficiency appliances. its important that we sacrifice our basics so that dumb fucking mexicans can run a lawn sprinkler under the supermarket condensers all goddamn summer long because theyre too fucking lazy to replace fan motors & contactors, or understand how simple head pressure controls work.