I don't care what you say...
... JK is good with words.
It's been a hot minute since I played EVE Online, but I'm pretty sure I remember some meme about everyone having a spy alternate character in TEST. Or maybe it was PAPI? The point is there's a way to design an organization with infiltrators in mind, we just gotta steal it from the turbo nerds playing EVE.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.