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ABC 'mistakenly' airs election results sparking wild conspiracy theories
The results appeared on the ticker along the bottom of the screen during a broadcast of a race by ABC local affiliate WNEP-TV on Sunday.
It showed Kamala Harris taking the state with 52% of the votes, while Donald Trump's share was 47%
WNEP-TV said that the numbers came up on the screen in 'error' and that they had been 'randomly generated' as part of a test ahead of election night on November 5.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14021107/abc-election-trump-harris-result.html
Every now and then I try to do work. As soon as I do, the jeets fuck up everything up, so here I am again.
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Protestant denominations are just astrology signs for Christians
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/*The Bridges*/
You can practice bridge-building right at your desk, right under your bosses nose! Waste company time while learning a valuable skill!
You can practice bridge-building right at your desk, right under your bosses nose! Waste company time while learning a valuable skill!
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I wouldn't hate programming nearly as much if my coworkers could stop blowing up the techstack for a couple hours so I could get my code finished instead of debugging DB and auth issues.
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"Your homeschooled kids need socialization."
"They have 5 siblings and 17 cousins they hang out with a lot."
"Not like that."
"We go to church twice a week and they talk with all sorts of people."
"Not like that."
"They do intramural sports and play with all sorts of other kids."
"Not like that."
"There are lots of kids in the neighborhood and at the local park they interact with."
"Not like that."
"Our homeschool co-op meets once per week, with parents rotating as teachers."
"No like that."
"Ok. So...what do you mean by socialization then?"
"You need to send them away every single day to sit with children their own age for 6 hours. And let me teach them with no supervision from you."
"Oh. No thanks."
https://nitter.poast.org/FoundationDads/status/1851249109270761478
"They have 5 siblings and 17 cousins they hang out with a lot."
"Not like that."
"We go to church twice a week and they talk with all sorts of people."
"Not like that."
"They do intramural sports and play with all sorts of other kids."
"Not like that."
"There are lots of kids in the neighborhood and at the local park they interact with."
"Not like that."
"Our homeschool co-op meets once per week, with parents rotating as teachers."
"No like that."
"Ok. So...what do you mean by socialization then?"
"You need to send them away every single day to sit with children their own age for 6 hours. And let me teach them with no supervision from you."
"Oh. No thanks."
https://nitter.poast.org/FoundationDads/status/1851249109270761478
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@MummaBear @EvolLove @justinerickson
"I'm surrounded by NPC's"
I think we're all feeling this in Late Stage Rome.
"I'm surrounded by NPC's"
I think we're all feeling this in Late Stage Rome.
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> watch Indiana Jones
> the jewish artifact melts people's faces off
> the cup of Christ brings life
What did George Lucas mean by this?
> the jewish artifact melts people's faces off
> the cup of Christ brings life
What did George Lucas mean by this?
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Joined Nov 2022
