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@AryanSwastika “Patrick why do I need a gun? I’m a good sponge.” “Who’s going to protect Gary if your house is broken into?” “Aw jeez Patrick, you’re right!” “If I have a gun, I can protect my pets and property from invaders.” “What are you two morons talking about?” “Oh, hey squidward we were just talking about the importance of guns!” “Guns, those loud, dangerous things that kill people?” “Why would I ever need such a thing?” “Oh hold on someone’s at my door.”

@AryanSwastika Young boys don’t need to see other grown men’s dicks. They need to see the outside and explore their imagination and inner curiosity. Also a Jew doesn’t agree with something that whites would deem morally unacceptable behavior, go figure.

@cowanon Females are narcissists by nature. Nature doesn’t discriminate age.

@hindudindu Man has enough money to buy some new duds at Goodwill.

@professortom “But anon that was the whole point. Now I have to deal with security systems and parents. Life’s not fair anon. One of my friends even got shot.”

@cowanon Guilty until proven innocent is not how you run a justice department.