Crypto

My buddy asked me if I wanted to make $75, and I said yes. I downloaded the Kraken app put $200 in and did the daily spins. I also waited the 14 days and got the $75. I then threw in another $100 to play around with. I didn’t expect anything at first.

But then my mind came up with a strategy and I started trading “shitcoins.” My strategy is sell 75% at 20% return, sell 25% at 80% return. Sell 100% at -50% return. Look at “shit coins that lost 20% to 30% in a day. Wait. I’ve made $49.

Meme based on an actual conversation I had with a guy when I did Uber today.

@Tfmonkey I remember you saying you’re a Star Wars fan; Battlefront & Battlefront 2 are both on sale on steam, I played yesterday for 6 hours. Let me know if you want to co-op sometime. You can get both for under $10.

Health Thoughts

Why do I feel tired and loose motivation?
>Looks at previous log on Fitbit, 2,400 calories burned. Less than 979 steps taken.
>Looks at Fitbit today, 2,820 calories burned. 4,000 steps taken.

>Realizes the pattern,
“My body is a damn food furnace”
>Starts analyzing food packaging for caloric intake and setting a goal for 1,000+ calories a meal. Sets time to eat.

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.