TenaciousWolf @[email protected]

Crypto

My buddy asked me if I wanted to make $75, and I said yes. I downloaded the Kraken app put $200 in and did the daily spins. I also waited the 14 days and got the $75. I then threw in another $100 to play around with. I didn’t expect anything at first.

But then my mind came up with a strategy and I started trading “shitcoins.” My strategy is sell 75% at 20% return, sell 25% at 80% return. Sell 100% at -50% return. Look at “shit coins that lost 20% to 30% in a day. Wait. I’ve made $49.

South Park

If you’re wondering why South Park can get away with more than any other show it’s because the creators of the show are Jewish. I’m so tired of noticing patterns guys…