>Be kid
>Believe in... something
>Pray
>Nothing happens
>Grow up
>Try again and read the bible
>Does nothing for me
>Try e-dating a couple girls who claim to be Christian
>They're both shitty people
>Online best friend calls himself a Christian
>Ask him questions about religion
>End up inadvertently turning him into an Atheist
>IRL friends ask me to go to church with them and say maybe I will find a gf there
>Attend several times, throw some money in the basket
>Does nothing for me
>No women I'm interested in there, they're all old and bitchy looking
>Most of my interactions with people who label themselves Christian and Catholic have been negative
Hey, I tried. And now I feel even more confident that religion is a meme, a cope mechanism for those who can't handle reality, and a tool for keeping the masses in check.
Based.