"If necessary, we are ready to help with the independence referendum. And of course, we will recognize the Texas People's Republic, if there is one. Good luck! We are with you!" — Sergei Mironov, deputy of the Russian State Duma, leader of the A Just Russia faction.
I won't make fun of that kid for being born with whatever shitpost God has intended upon him but it's hard for me not noticing it after countless hours of playing Team Fortress 2.