I'd like to echo Dave Chappelle's argument that if you selfish bitches can kill your own children, we should be able to at least abandon them. Not something that I'd ever do, but stupid bitches aborting your unborn child without your consent is a thing that happens, and it has happened to me. So, if you're pregnant and considering abortion I have only one way to appeal to your humanity: Carry that baby to term, and put it up for adoption. Your decision doesn't have to result in the murder of the innocent unborn unless you let it. I don't know why you're pregnant, but I'm certain it isn't the baby's fault.