Had HR crawling up my ass this morning, appearently someone overheard something I said and that could constitute sexual harassment. When asked what exactly was the offending comment it was a quote from a crazy closeted muslim claric who said shaved men give other men indecent thoughts. Thing is I haven't mentioned him in forever, seems like someone is trying to get me canned but I'm not quite sure who. Now if I can just avoid trouble for another 18 months I should be in shape to achieve my goals.