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>be me
>join serious GTA RP server
>economy advertised as “player-driven”
>admins brag that inflation is carefully controlled
>starting wage is $140 per hour
>used sedan costs $83,000
>immersive.jpg
>discover vending machine refunds money twice if you cancel usage animation
>accidentally turn one dollar into three
>report it to admins
>ticket closed as “cannot reproduce”
>discover apartment storage occasionally duplicates stacked items
>discover casino chips can be duplicated by redeeming at cashier window while simultaneously betting them at nearby roulette table
>discover impound lot refunds fees for cars that do not exist
>discover business accounts can become negative
>my portfolio is diversifying
>could simply print infinite money and buy supercars
>too pedestrian
>realize I now control several independent liquidity facilities
>create new character
>Jerome “Jay” Powerman
>occupation: Chairman of the Los Santos Federal Reserve
>buy cheap gray suit
>use Burger Shot as improvised Federal Reserve office
>spray badly cropped portrait of Ben Bernanke on wall
>begin holding FOMC meetings with random homeless players
>“The committee has observed persistent weakness in the meth sector.”
>“We therefore judge that additional accommodation is warranted.”
>press button
>duplicate $400,000
>local gang asks me for a loan
>tell them the discount window is available only to systemically important criminal institutions
>they show me twenty rifles and a helicopter
>approve application
>begin injecting liquidity into economy
>new players receive $50,000 “stimulus checks”
>taxi company receives emergency bailout after owner loses everything at blackjack
>used-car dealership declared too big to fail
>fund entire police department through quantitative easing
>every cop suddenly has a personal armored truck
>admins notice money supply has increased 900% overnight
>announce emergency rate hike
>charge players 14% interest on all future loans
>does absolutely nothing because I am still creating money from vending machines
>economy enters strange golden age
>everyone owns a mansion
>nobody works
>burger restaurant employees demand $60,000 per shift
>one magazine of handgun ammo costs $8,500
>server e-girl charges $2 million for a private dance
>macroeconomic indicators remain mixed
>hold press conference outside city hall
>reporters ask whether my policies caused inflation
>“Inflation is transitory.”
>duplicate another million while answering
>admins summon me to support room
>three senior staff sitting behind desk
>server owner asks where all the money came from
>tell him the Federal Reserve does not comment on specific open-market operations
>he demands I explain the bugs
>give presentation titled
>MONETARY TOOLS FOR AN UNCERTAIN LOS SANTOS
>slide one: vending-machine liquidity facility
>slide two: apartment-backed securities
>slide three: casino-chip repo market
>slide four: impound-fee yield curve control
>admin interrupts
>“You exploited four separate duplication glitches.”
>correct him
>“I maintained a diversified balance sheet.”
>they accuse me of destroying the economy
>explain that unemployment is technically zero because nobody needs a job anymore
>admin says every legitimate business has collapsed
>“Necessary creative destruction.”
>owner starts deleting duplicated money
>immediately announce contractionary shock
>players riot outside city hall
>gangs block highways demanding restoration of liquidity
>police union threatens strike because their armored-truck stipends disappeared
>taxi company CEO goes on Discord and calls admins economic terrorists
>server owner tells me I am permanently banned
>remain calm
>adjust tie
>“The chairman serves at the pleasure of neither markets nor politicians.”
>ban message appears
>reason: HACKING / ECONOMY EXPLOITATION / REFUSAL TO BREAK CHARACTER
>check Discord five minutes later
>general chat in total meltdown
>prices still increasing because half the duplicated cash remains in circulation
>admins forced to wipe server economy
>announce it as “Season Two”
>months later receive DM from former gang leader
>new economy already suffering from liquidity crisis
>asks whether I know any more glitches
>tell him my term has ended
>but history may yet call upon me
>tfw banned for achieving the Fed’s dual mandate
>maximum employment
>maximum inflation
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Reversing the demographic changes in the Western world is going to require state power to physically remove people who do not want to leave.

What are you willing to do to save your civilization?

x.com/identity_pol/status/2085

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British libtard Christian missionary goes to Greece to facilitate the invasion of Europe, gets murdered by Afghan migrant.

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This is only going to amplify and grow from here. History is littered with good people who had to do terrible thing's to insure survival. Spain doesn't want to spend another 800 years being sold as slaves to the Muslims again and I don't blame them.

x.com/WesternGuardX/status/208

Isabella Peralta was also just banned from X. X seems to ban any nationalist who actually organizes to do something.

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The Hippcratic Oath left the building long ago.
The AMA is not our friend .
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@Zeb Head on a swivel and stay away from niggeRs
has to be relearned.

Same as it ever was.
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inb4 'but muh dunghill was a jew lover from the start'

exactly.

TEACH YOUR Children well
and
they'll stay out of this hell.
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thejc.com/news/usa/trump-launc

A nationwide campaign, using the FBI, is being launched by the Trump administration to crackdown on antisemitism.

The Task Force to Combat Antisemitism will send officials from the Justice Department to 15 US cities it believes have failed to properly protect their Jewish communities. 08/04

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In China, robots which are also solar panels, clean the other solar panels.

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There are thousands of footages in ukrainian showing how their military abduct and force civillians to die

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