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New MAGA Talking point:
You're not a REAL freedom fighter unless you firebomb an abortion clinic and a local DNC headquarters on your way to quietly cut down that flock camera.
You're not a REAL freedom fighter unless you firebomb an abortion clinic and a local DNC headquarters on your way to quietly cut down that flock camera.
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>A daughter hadn’t heard from her father for weeks.
>Concerned, she drove to South Carolina from Maryland only to find out that he already died a few days ago and his black caretaker conned him out of his house.
First it was bikes.
>Now they are stealing houses.
>Concerned, she drove to South Carolina from Maryland only to find out that he already died a few days ago and his black caretaker conned him out of his house.
First it was bikes.
>Now they are stealing houses.
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Ukraine War - The Hidden Purpose
The purpose of the Ukraine war is not to help the people of Ukraine. The purpose is to depopulate the region, remove the Christian population and steal the land and resources. Once you realize this, everything becomes very clear.
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1940273633708478464
The purpose of the Ukraine war is not to help the people of Ukraine. The purpose is to depopulate the region, remove the Christian population and steal the land and resources. Once you realize this, everything becomes very clear.
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1940273633708478464
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Funny I just read this in the book Raciology today.
https://ravergram.club/nextcloud/s/93bmwgT4garqFjQ
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>be Greek emperor in Constantinople
>capital of the Roman Empire
>population in the hundreds of thousands
>palaces, aqueducts, senators, eunuchs, theologians arguing about whether Christ has one energy or two
>entire civilization has spent a thousand years becoming progressively more Mediterranean and bureaucratic
>need reliable bodyguards
>obvious solution: import Scandinavians
>not even exaggerating
>somehow the personal security detail of the Greek-speaking Roman emperor becomes a wall of gigantic northern barbarians named things like Halfdan Bear-Splitter
>imagine being some Armenian courtier visiting the Great Palace
>silk robes
>gold mosaics
>marble columns
>incense drifting through halls built by emperors who claimed legitimacy through Augustus, Constantine and Christ simultaneously
>eight 6'4" blond psychos holding two-handed axes
>looking like Odin personally spawned them in the palace courtyard five minutes ago
>“Who are these men?”
>“The Varangians.”
>“Where are they from?”
>“Sweden.”
>“Where the fuck is Sweden?”
>imperial official points vaguely north
>keeps pointing
>still pointing
>some of them literally traveled down the Russian river system from Scandinavia
>sailed through places that would eventually become Ukraine
>crossed the Black Sea
>showed up at Constantinople 1,500 miles south of home like Viking Erasmus students with murder scholarships
>go from fjords, pine forests and six months of seasonal depression
>to standing outside the throne room overlooking the Bosporus
>tfw you left Norway because your brother inherited dad's farm and now you're guarding the Roman Emperor at the precise geographic seam between Europe and Asia
>the Byzantines quickly discover an important property of foreign mercenaries
>they don't have cousins in the Senate
>they don't own estates in Anatolia
>they don't care which Constantinopolitan aristocrat thinks he should be emperor
>their political platform is basically
>1. emperor pays us
>2. we guard emperor
>3. anybody attacks emperor gets turned into a geometry problem
>elite Byzantine families spend centuries organizing coups through marriages, court appointments, military commands and complicated networks of patronage
>some Varangian named Thorfinn watching all this:
>“Is man attacking king?”
>“Well technically Strategos Michael has assembled a coalition of—”
>*AXE NOISES*
>problem resolved
>Basil II especially figures this shit out
>gets thousands of Varangians from Vladimir of Kiev
>finally has troops whose loyalty isn't dependent upon whether some landowning family in Cappadocia got enough tax exemptions this year
>absolutely loves them
>Greek emperor surrounded by men who look like they should be raiding Lindisfarne
>imperial ceremonial protocol probably has 900 pages describing exactly how many steps an ambassador takes before bowing
>Varangian protocol:
>stand near emperor
>hold enormous axe
>look terrifying
>if necessary apply enormous axe
>be foreign diplomat
>enter audience chamber
>Emperor is wearing jeweled purple silk worth more than your entire province
>choirs chanting
>gold everywhere
>mechanical lions reportedly roaring beside the throne
>then notice his guards
>literal fucking Skyrim loading screen
>the message could not be clearer
>“His Imperial Majesty is the divinely appointed heir of Augustus and Constantine.”
>also
>“These enormous pagans-turned-Christians will fucking kill you.”
>best part is the Varangians develop a reputation for fanatical loyalty
>because from their perspective the emperor isn't merely some distant bureaucrat
>he's The Guy
>the unbelievably wealthy southern king who personally employs them
>Roman aristocrat: “The constitutional situation is extremely complicated.”
>Varangian: “Did emperor dismiss me?”
>“No.”
>“Then emperor still emperor.”
>some emperors inevitably get overthrown anyway because Byzantine politics is Byzantine politics
>Varangians occasionally find themselves standing there while the entire government melts down around them
>probably thinking this is the weirdest longhouse feud they've ever witnessed
>Constantinople meanwhile starts treating giant Nordic axemen as a normal feature of government
>“Yes, those are the emperor's Scandinavians.”
>sentence nobody in Classical Rome could possibly have predicted
>eventually so many Scandinavians go there that Scandinavian runestones literally commemorate guys who died "in Greece"
>medieval Swedish family erects stone
>HERE LIES GUDMUND
>HE WENT TO GREECE
>HE GOT PAID
>HE DID NOT COME BACK
>probably still made it into Valhalla despite converting
>Augustus spends forty years creating the Principate
>fast forward a millennium
>his successor is a Greek-speaking Christian monarch whose most trusted guards are Viking ubermensch wearing mail and carrying Dane axes
>standing in New Rome where Thrace meets Anatolia
>time traveler shows Roman citizen circa 15 AD what the world is like a thousand years in the future
>"what the fuck happened after Augustus?"
>capital of the Roman Empire
>population in the hundreds of thousands
>palaces, aqueducts, senators, eunuchs, theologians arguing about whether Christ has one energy or two
>entire civilization has spent a thousand years becoming progressively more Mediterranean and bureaucratic
>need reliable bodyguards
>obvious solution: import Scandinavians
>not even exaggerating
>somehow the personal security detail of the Greek-speaking Roman emperor becomes a wall of gigantic northern barbarians named things like Halfdan Bear-Splitter
>imagine being some Armenian courtier visiting the Great Palace
>silk robes
>gold mosaics
>marble columns
>incense drifting through halls built by emperors who claimed legitimacy through Augustus, Constantine and Christ simultaneously
>eight 6'4" blond psychos holding two-handed axes
>looking like Odin personally spawned them in the palace courtyard five minutes ago
>“Who are these men?”
>“The Varangians.”
>“Where are they from?”
>“Sweden.”
>“Where the fuck is Sweden?”
>imperial official points vaguely north
>keeps pointing
>still pointing
>some of them literally traveled down the Russian river system from Scandinavia
>sailed through places that would eventually become Ukraine
>crossed the Black Sea
>showed up at Constantinople 1,500 miles south of home like Viking Erasmus students with murder scholarships
>go from fjords, pine forests and six months of seasonal depression
>to standing outside the throne room overlooking the Bosporus
>tfw you left Norway because your brother inherited dad's farm and now you're guarding the Roman Emperor at the precise geographic seam between Europe and Asia
>the Byzantines quickly discover an important property of foreign mercenaries
>they don't have cousins in the Senate
>they don't own estates in Anatolia
>they don't care which Constantinopolitan aristocrat thinks he should be emperor
>their political platform is basically
>1. emperor pays us
>2. we guard emperor
>3. anybody attacks emperor gets turned into a geometry problem
>elite Byzantine families spend centuries organizing coups through marriages, court appointments, military commands and complicated networks of patronage
>some Varangian named Thorfinn watching all this:
>“Is man attacking king?”
>“Well technically Strategos Michael has assembled a coalition of—”
>*AXE NOISES*
>problem resolved
>Basil II especially figures this shit out
>gets thousands of Varangians from Vladimir of Kiev
>finally has troops whose loyalty isn't dependent upon whether some landowning family in Cappadocia got enough tax exemptions this year
>absolutely loves them
>Greek emperor surrounded by men who look like they should be raiding Lindisfarne
>imperial ceremonial protocol probably has 900 pages describing exactly how many steps an ambassador takes before bowing
>Varangian protocol:
>stand near emperor
>hold enormous axe
>look terrifying
>if necessary apply enormous axe
>be foreign diplomat
>enter audience chamber
>Emperor is wearing jeweled purple silk worth more than your entire province
>choirs chanting
>gold everywhere
>mechanical lions reportedly roaring beside the throne
>then notice his guards
>literal fucking Skyrim loading screen
>the message could not be clearer
>“His Imperial Majesty is the divinely appointed heir of Augustus and Constantine.”
>also
>“These enormous pagans-turned-Christians will fucking kill you.”
>best part is the Varangians develop a reputation for fanatical loyalty
>because from their perspective the emperor isn't merely some distant bureaucrat
>he's The Guy
>the unbelievably wealthy southern king who personally employs them
>Roman aristocrat: “The constitutional situation is extremely complicated.”
>Varangian: “Did emperor dismiss me?”
>“No.”
>“Then emperor still emperor.”
>some emperors inevitably get overthrown anyway because Byzantine politics is Byzantine politics
>Varangians occasionally find themselves standing there while the entire government melts down around them
>probably thinking this is the weirdest longhouse feud they've ever witnessed
>Constantinople meanwhile starts treating giant Nordic axemen as a normal feature of government
>“Yes, those are the emperor's Scandinavians.”
>sentence nobody in Classical Rome could possibly have predicted
>eventually so many Scandinavians go there that Scandinavian runestones literally commemorate guys who died "in Greece"
>medieval Swedish family erects stone
>HERE LIES GUDMUND
>HE WENT TO GREECE
>HE GOT PAID
>HE DID NOT COME BACK
>probably still made it into Valhalla despite converting
>Augustus spends forty years creating the Principate
>fast forward a millennium
>his successor is a Greek-speaking Christian monarch whose most trusted guards are Viking ubermensch wearing mail and carrying Dane axes
>standing in New Rome where Thrace meets Anatolia
>time traveler shows Roman citizen circa 15 AD what the world is like a thousand years in the future
>"what the fuck happened after Augustus?"
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