@dander - interesting side note: Giada De Laurentiis can't cook that good. I watched her show a couple times (circa the simpler days of 2008, and she had ginormously big tits for a TV chef)... and after a couple shows, I realized I wasn't drooling over the food.

She would pull some shit like drizzling olive oil on a cracker... point her tits to the camera, and bon apatite! Enjoy your olive oil crackers at home. 😂😂 That isn't Italian food...