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@freepatriot "Don't shoot but this dude over here needs to lose some weight!"
>🎶He sees you when you’re shitting🎶
>🎶He knows when you get baked.🎶

Wow.

Americans think that the USA was Communist in 1776.

Wow.

Americans think NSA wiretapping infrastructure will be dismantled and surveillance camera technology will be lost.

@HonkHonkBoom @freepatriot
It'll all iron out. It always does. Best we can do is pull out community in around us.

Wow.

Americans say the Soviet Union was a huge success.

The government welds your door shut and then outlaws starting a business and living in McMansions, cars, skyscrapers, and tiny homes.

The governments bans body odor and then closes stores and bans delivery services.

The state closes bathrooms and then outlaws public urination.

The government closes the border and then arrests tourists for overstaying their visas.

Americans say freedom means free food stamps.

The government welds your door shut and then outlaws starting a business and living in McMansions, cars, skyscrapers, and tiny homes.

The governments bans body odor and then closes stores and bans delivery services.

The state closes bathrooms and then outlaws public urination.

The government closes the border and then arrests tourists for overstaying their visas.

@pepsi_man @freepatriot would be nice, just, considering the way government acted last time he was in, seems like were gonna pay more for everything while the scum at the top reap all the profits and make them disappear.. hope you're right instead of me
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