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You could say there is no God, but would you say that evil doesn't exist?

If someone is immoral does that mean everyone is immoral?

Should you just be immoral because being moral can be a challenge?

Rich people shouldn't be banned from voting.

Americans should vote for Libertarians.

@alkali @Derp @freepatriot

Step 5: (optional) populate the island with feral human/animal hybrids.

@alkali @Derp @freepatriot

Step 1: buy one of the smaller Hawaiian islands

Step 2: establish a high end resort on the island

Step 3: establish a policy where if you run for president, get more than 20% of the vote and still lose, you are banished to the island described above. You can never leave for more than two weeks.

Step 4: establish the same policy for anyone in Congress for 18 years.

I would point out that the U.S. has spent all of my life going around the world painting the target on its own back.

The leadership of all countries would have strongly advised the U.S. not to start this very stupid military campaign in the first place, so they are clearly going to stay at arm’s length when the U.S. calls for help.

Oil is a global commodity, not a local one. Prices are set on world markets, not by where a single country buys its oil. Disruptions in the Middle East raise global prices, which affects the U.S. even if most imports come from Canada or Mexico.

Going to California with an aching in my heart
Someone told me there's a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

Took my chances on a big jet plane
Never let 'em tell you that they're all the same

@Derp @freepatriot the news media would love this, as the solution for candidates is to spend more on ads.

@Derp @freepatriot if no candidate gets 50%, then none of them.can run for office for 2 years or more.

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@freepatriot What are your thoughts on a voting test where you have to match a name to a face?
Sure everyone knows Trump and Harris but what about Third District Judge or the Commissioner of Sewers?
If less than 50% answer correctly the no one wins

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