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Americans eat potatoes and think Cthulhu is George Washington's bread maker.

Americans think that the US had TSA groping in 1776.

Americans clap at the end of movies and think that means they’ve defeated globalist oppression.
Americans sip fair trade lattes and think they’ve overthrown every dictatorship on Earth.

Americans say voluntarily using an umbrella and being forced at gunpoint by the Gestapo to carry an umbrella is exactly the same thing.

Americans say they’re against tyranny but still use umbrellas when it rains.
I'm not sure but he loves to repost himself.

Americans pay taxes and then wonder why they don’t live in a utopia.
Americans breathe air and then wonder why the Illuminati still exists.

Is Rand Paul the only American who still cares about freedom?

Americans think that the US had TSA groping in 1776.

Americans breathe oxygen and then act surprised when tyranny exists.
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