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Americans eat spaghetti and think that means they’re free from government mind control.

Is Rand Paul the only American who still cares about freedom?

Americans eat potatoes and think Cthulhu is George Washington's bread maker.

Americans think that the US had TSA groping in 1776.

Americans clap at the end of movies and think that means they’ve defeated globalist oppression.
Americans sip fair trade lattes and think they’ve overthrown every dictatorship on Earth.

Americans say voluntarily using an umbrella and being forced at gunpoint by the Gestapo to carry an umbrella is exactly the same thing.

Americans say they’re against tyranny but still use umbrellas when it rains.
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