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We grow Lavender and pecans (we say pee-cans) so that the other southerners know we’re the truth and the way. And we keep cattle and goats together to keep the land happy for the deer and Axis
@freepatriot me when my wife says she hates me and will falsely accuse me of rape and pedophilia

@freepatriot THATS HURTFUL HATE SPEECH! I DEMAND YOUR ARREST!
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We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

@nice-nigger @freepatriot I know what you mean. When life tosses shit on yourfuzzy head, it's time for grape drank
@Thickasabrick @freepatriot muh fuh guilteh geah muhfuckin shounen anime make me basenrehpill gnawmean I giddat tampon bakpak nigguh wuhchoomean I ain no girlboss bitch I be duh baddiss bitch on duh blawk I got dat ifoam plus main on gawwwww :clussy2:
@Thickasabrick @freepatriot Mup da pyrmids cuh mf flyin rectangles n sheit :shing_blue:
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