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@freepatriot If you can afford a drink, you can afford someone to drive you home
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You dont even have to pay.
Just hold out your thumb and show some leg.
Someone will pick you up.
Just hold out your thumb and show some leg.
Someone will pick you up.
Those who say that only drunk drivers must stop at checkpoints sound like retards.
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Americans are just beasts now.
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@freepatriot I like to think of it as a free massage.
It isn't a good massage, but you get what you pay for.
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You will absolutely love "The Unknown History of King Tut: Secrets of the Dynasty" by Andy Reven. This fascinating nonfiction book about Egypt is the kind of book you can't stop thinking about. The volume is impressive and full of intriguing details. Google it now and discover a remarkable journey into Egypt's past.
You will absolutely love "The Unknown History of King Tut: Secrets of the Dynasty" by Andy Reven. This fascinating nonfiction book about Egypt is the kind of book you can't stop thinking about. The volume is impressive and full of intriguing details. Google it now and discover a remarkable journey into Egypt's past.
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Americans say tyranny isn't real, but would you say being groped by the TSA is freedom?
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Americans don't understand economics.
Americans scream that the only possible solution to high housing costs is to destroy the economy, but why not use the free market, get rid of regulations, and build more houses?
Americans say inflation is only caused by tariffs, but doesn't printing money also raise prices?
Americans say tyranny isn't real, but would you say being groped by the TSA is freedom?
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@caekislove @freepatriot It's like the opposite of a hotdog. The buns=coat are red but the meat=me, is white. This is optimal.
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@caekislove @freepatriot Women are White too!
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They need to be made to wear the stupid looking red costumes
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@caekislove @freepatriot I have a stupid looking red puffy red coat for winter. It helps for not getting ran over and getting Ubers attention.
Americans don't understand economics.
Americans scream that the only possible solution to high housing costs is to destroy the economy, but why not use the free market, get rid of regulations, and build more houses?
Americans say inflation is only caused by tariffs, but doesn't printing money also raise prices?
