Three weeks into the Iran war, reality has passed through the looking glass, out the other side, and is now selling tickets to the gift shop. What follows is not satire. Satire requires exaggeration, and you cannot exaggerate something that is already operating at maximum absurdity.
IN ORDER TO DEFEAT IRAN, WE MUST ALLOW IRAN TO SELL OIL SO THAT IT CAN MAKE MONEY TO FINANCE ITS WAR AGAINST US, BECAUSE THEIR SALES OF OIL WILL KEEP PRICES LOW ENOUGH FOR US TO CONTINUE TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THEM.
Three weeks into the Iran war, reality has passed through the looking glass, out the other side, and is now selling tickets to the gift shop. What follows is not satire. Satire requires exaggeration, and you cannot exaggerate something that is already operating at maximum absurdity.