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Hopefully, Iran will keep Ben Gurion airport closed.
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IN ORDER TO DEFEAT IRAN, WE MUST ALLOW IRAN TO SELL OIL SO THAT IT CAN MAKE MONEY TO FINANCE ITS WAR AGAINST US, BECAUSE THEIR SALES OF OIL WILL KEEP PRICES LOW ENOUGH FOR US TO CONTINUE TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THEM.
Hopefully, Iran will keep Ben Gurion airport closed.
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Iran wouldn’t have fired a single missile if it hadn’t been attacked first.
Iran wouldn’t have fired a single missile if it hadn’t been attacked first.
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Russia, China and India conspired with the U.S. to sacrifice Iran for the sake of foisting a New World Order upon the world community of nations.
Russia, China and India conspired with the U.S. to sacrifice Iran for the sake of foisting a New World Order upon the world community of nations.
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Three weeks into the Iran war, reality has passed through the looking glass, out the other side, and is now selling tickets to the gift shop. What follows is not satire. Satire requires exaggeration, and you cannot exaggerate something that is already operating at maximum absurdity.
IN ORDER TO DEFEAT IRAN, WE MUST ALLOW IRAN TO SELL OIL SO THAT IT CAN MAKE MONEY TO FINANCE ITS WAR AGAINST US, BECAUSE THEIR SALES OF OIL WILL KEEP PRICES LOW ENOUGH FOR US TO CONTINUE TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THEM.
Three weeks into the Iran war, reality has passed through the looking glass, out the other side, and is now selling tickets to the gift shop. What follows is not satire. Satire requires exaggeration, and you cannot exaggerate something that is already operating at maximum absurdity.
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