FreedomPatriot
boosted
Our overlords don't even have a good reason for the nanny police state anymore. Toothpicks must be outlawed to protect the environment. Rope must be banned for safety. Baseball hats must be outlawed because they are ugly. Insurance must be mandatory to protect the insurance industry. Flagpoles must be banned to protect property values.
Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?
FreedomPatriot
boosted
FreedomPatriot
boosted
@freepatriot I was hired by Revelation 9:11. Were you expecting the Second Coming of someone else?
image.png
image.png
FreedomPatriot
boosted
The US has become such a shitshow now that sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh.
Our overlords don't even have a good reason for the nanny police state anymore. Toothpicks must be outlawed to protect the environment. Rope must be banned for safety. Baseball hats must be outlawed because they are ugly. Insurance must be mandatory to protect the insurance industry. Flagpoles must be banned to protect property values.
Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?
FreedomPatriot
boosted
Rubio is in charge of foreign policy, which makes him share a big part of the blame for this Iran fiasco.
FreedomPatriot
boosted
FreedomPatriot
boosted
Americans voluntarily buy coffee and then scream coffee must be banned.
Americans are completely insane now.
Americans don't care if the government closes stores, but Americans explode with rage if a business has Marxist customers.
Why carry a NSA tracking device around at all?
FreedomPatriot
boosted
One wonders if Snowden regrets throwing away his life to warn ungrateful Americans about unconstitutional NSA wire-tapping.
The US has become such a shitshow now that sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh.
One wonders if Snowden regrets throwing away his life to warn ungrateful Americans about unconstitutional NSA wire-tapping.
FreedomPatriot
boosted
Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?
