FreedomPatriot @[email protected]

Thomas Massie too.

Americans say voluntarily using an umbrella and being forced at gunpoint by the Gestapo to carry an umbrella is exactly the same thing.

Americans wear socks and think that means they’re not complicit in the reptilian agenda.

He should change his name to Freedom Imposter.

Americans eat spaghetti and think that means they’re free from government mind control.

Is Rand Paul the only American who still cares about freedom?

BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE,

Americans eat potatoes and think Cthulhu is George Washington's bread maker.

Fuck umbrellas

@mitchconner @freepatriot @Frondeur

Americans think that the US had TSA groping in 1776.

Americans clap at the end of movies and think that means they’ve defeated globalist oppression.

@mitchconner @freepatriot do fair trade coffee next...