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>I'll give you $100 for the stupid hat. 😏
Records show 3 delivery attempts were made, nobody signed for it.

In a free country you can fix problems, but you can't fix problems in a police state.

If you don't like the weather in a free country, you can move. In a police state, the border is closed.

If you don't like your wife in a free country, you can get a divorce. In a police state, you can't.

If you are sick in a free country, you can go to the doctor. In a police state, you can't.

Americans say voluntarily using an umbrella and being forced at gunpoint by the Gestapo to carry an umbrella is exactly the same thing.

Americans wear socks and think that means they’re not complicit in the reptilian agenda.
Americans eat spaghetti and think that means they’re free from government mind control.

Is Rand Paul the only American who still cares about freedom?

Americans eat potatoes and think Cthulhu is George Washington's bread maker.
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