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West of Austin there's a place called dead man's hole. The remains of Yankee sympathizers can still be found there.
I lived in Austin for a couple of years when I was a dumbass little kid dragged there by my parents who saw it as some kind of hippie paradise. From what I remember of it, in those days (late 70's to early 80's), it was.

Some of my fondest memories are from there. Willie's picnics, and swimming in... what's the name of that place? A swimming hole built from stones and fed by a nearby creek or river? All the cool kids were there, and me by accident.
We grow Lavender and pecans (we say pee-cans) so that the other southerners know we’re the truth and the way. And we keep cattle and goats together to keep the land happy for the deer and Axis
@freepatriot me when my wife says she hates me and will falsely accuse me of rape and pedophilia

@freepatriot THATS HURTFUL HATE SPEECH! I DEMAND YOUR ARREST!
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We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

@nice-nigger @freepatriot I know what you mean. When life tosses shit on yourfuzzy head, it's time for grape drank
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