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Our overlords don't even have a good reason for the nanny police state anymore. Toothpicks must be outlawed to protect the environment. Rope must be banned for safety. Baseball hats must be outlawed because they are ugly. Insurance must be mandatory to protect the insurance industry. Flagpoles must be banned to protect property values.

Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?

WTF?

Those who say that the USA was a Nazi country in 1880 are mistaken.

Those who think that the US had TSA groping in 1970 are stupid.

Those who say Reagan was a Communist are wrong.

Those who think that the WTC is still standing are retarded.

Americans say that Americans will avoid the rising cost of flour by baking bread themselves.

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