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Looks like I'm gonna have to die. Taking along some passengers, though.

I’ll just go pay my bills in person. I existed just fine before the Internet, and I’ll survive just fine without it.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Looks like I'm gonna have to die. Taking along some passengers, though.

Will they give everyone a Number that must be tattooed on their arm?

My dad was married with two little kids but went down to the recruiting station the day after Pearl Harbor to enlist in the SeaBees (he was a construction worker). He said that the line was around the block.

A military draft would be the absolute worst mistake of either of Trump's presidencies.

I "enlisted" in 1969...with encouragement from my draft board.

A military draft would be the absolute worst mistake of either of Trump's presidencies.

As the United States continues to strike Iran roughly 10 days since ordered by Trump, questions about how long the war may last have been coupled with the prospect of a military draft that regime officials admit remains "on the table.”

@ins0mniak @freepatriot Donney Weasel-hair is the worst-best slave our owners could ever have. Slavishly loyal, unbending in his devotion, and so terminally incompetent, narcissistic and brazen in his lying that he might just bring the whole shit-show down.

Donny: "I'm helping weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
(Various whooping noises, breaking glass and monkey sounds)

ZOG: "Please... no... no more... stop... please..."
(Why can't shit-libs shoot straight!?)

I won't lie - watching Persia push our shit in... I've had worse times.

Meanwhile Trumps inner-circle are all panic buying fallout shelters in non-extradition countries.

LOL. LMFAO.
@SilverDeth @freepatriot im mean, he doesnt know how to fight a war....actually it seems no one does anymore.
@ins0mniak @freepatriot The people who really call the shots installed Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as president. They thought this was a sound plan.

And the normals think we can't collapse...?

Oh, we're in for some great times.

"Welcome to COSTCO, I love you."

Having a low jobless rate doesn't mean that the USA is a free country.

Vietnam also has a low unemployment rate. Is Vietnam free?

@ins0mniak @freepatriot I don't think people on the fedi are less retarded than the general public just retarded about different things
@SilverDeth @freepatriot At least W had the sense to fucking lie about the shit.

Trump is just..."wel I felt like it"
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