I wanted to propose something to you that will greatly enrich your lives. There are many people who pray, yet they often find that their prayers go unanswered. Why not turn the tables? Have you ever spoken to your cells? They pray to you a great deal, too, but you do not answer them. Yet when you begin to speak to your cells—whether aloud or in your thoughts—astonishing things start to happen. After all, the true divine speaks to you as well, but you either cannot or will not hear it. Once you start speaking to your cells, that will change sooner or later; for religion means "returning to the source"—and we ourselves are that true source. The best part is that there are no rules you have to follow; you simply speak to them in your own way, whenever you feel like it. In doing so, I wish to found a new religion—and I believe I can say it is the only true religion, as it requires no intermediaries. All it takes is an honest, authentic, and sincere heart. I am firmly convinced that this will massively change the path humanity is currently on, for the better of everyone. It costs you no money, grants you absolute freedom, and will make you truly happy—something so many religions promise but, unfortunately, fail to deliver. i will call this religion the religion of the cell. And I feel deeply honored that the true source of all being allows me to share this with you. Thus, I am not the true founder of this religion; rather, the true source of all being was, is, and will always be the true founder of this wonderful religion.

I would also like to ask you to affirm the phrase "enlightenment and redemption for all" as often as you can—it makes no difference whether you say it aloud or just in your thoughts. However, the better you can visualize it, the more effective the affirmation will be. I have thought long and hard about what I have written here, and it strikes me as the simplest and best solution to put an end to the madness in this world. It would be truly wonderful if this marked the birth of a religion that actually works and genuinely enriches all our lives—and the lives of all other life forms here on Earth, if I may add that. We get everything we need from Mother Earth, yet how do we treat her? Very poorly, I’d say. So let’s finally change that—because if we carry on like this, we’ll soon all be living in a hell on earth. And that really doesn’t have to happen. Thank you for your attention, and now—start talking to your cells... I guarantee you’ll never regret it.

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