If there was a religion that worshipped Satan, they would not portray themselves as Satanists. They would use all the lies, cunning, murder, and violence of their Master to achieve dominion over others, while enshrining themselves as untouchable victims. They would be contrary to all humanity, impervious to common morals, and great sponsors of wars, death, and destruction. They would be fiercely anti-Christian, and seek the perpetual discredit and defamation of the Christian Church. Any guesses?