I bet this whole time, Taylor Swift has been going to pornhub and watching videos of herself to get ideas to what to do for Travis Kelce's dick. Why do pro athletes all have similar sounding names? Donnahoe, Kelcey, John Ashley, All have a certain ring to them that is uncannily similar. I think part of it is definitely "Girls name for surname" based.
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@PordanJeterson I found the whole bitches named “Ashley” period quite entertaining. Points for creativity on how many different ways you can spell the same fucking name I guess. Now we get to deal with insufferable cunts named Taylor.
How do I know you’re a basic bitch without saying you’re a basic bitch.
@marlathetourist meeting a girl named "Ryan" fucking ruins my day, from that day forward, im always going to hear the girlieness in my Marine cousins name. Oh, Rye Rye! your so pretty.