My boomer dad is such a fucking retard. Just heard from my mom that he's planned a trip for the sole purpose of visiting the mall of America. I told my mom I'd eat my hat if she walked away feeling the same as she feels today. I hope they have fun at the mall of somalia...fucking hell
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@SmidgePierce It's like going inside a big mall inside a big mall inside a big mall. And Minnesota has two seasons: Snow and mosquitos.
